Funny Quotes

[10:06] Psyra Extraordinaire: It’s no problem at all I’LL JUST GO TO ANOTHER VENDOR FOR A DRAGON. BISH. CUNT. I HATE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR DOG
[10:06] Flea Bussy: ice to marsh
[10:06] Flea Bussy gasps.
[10:06] Flea Bussy: I’m a cunt!
[10:06] Psyra Extraordinaire: I WILL BUY YOU A MICROWAVE OVEN AT CHRISTMAS
[10:06] You: LOLOLZ
[10:06] Psyra Extraordinaire: AND THEN I WILL BREAK IT, AND THROW AWAY THE RECIEPT
[10:06] You: GET AIDS
[10:07] You: lol
[10:07] Flea Bussy bitchslaps deekin!
[10:07] Psyra Extraordinaire: SO YOU CAN’T RETURN IT!
[10:07] Constantine Riel: lmfao
[10:07] Flea Bussy: lol
[10:07] Flea Bussy: heys eth
[10:07] You: someone reprogrammed deekin’s script!
[10:07] Flea Bussy: not far to the clouds…
[10:07] Psyra Extraordinaire: I WILL ALSO POOP IN IT
[10:07] Flea Bussy: rofl
[10:07] Flea Bussy: ouch
[10:07] Flea Bussy: fuck
[10:07] You: LOL
[10:07] Flea Bussy: choking on milk lol
[10:07] Psyra Extraordinaire: AND GLUE THE DOOR SHUT SO YOU CAN’T CLEAN IT
[10:07] Flea Bussy: the best gift ever
[10:07] Constantine Riel: haha
[10:07] Flea Bussy: i’d rewrap it n give it to somebody else
[10:07] You: OH NOES
[10:08] Constantine Riel: thanks for giving me an idea for xmas IRL xD
[10:08] Psyra Extraordinaire: AND I WILL MONOGRAMME YOUR NAME AND PICTURE IN IT
[10:08] Flea Bussy: PASS ON THE LOVE
[10:08] You: lol
[10:08] Psyra Extraordinaire: PUH-OWNED
[10:08] Flea Bussy is pwned!
[10:08] Flea Bussy needs a towel to wipe kobold pwnage off herself.
[10:08] Psyra Extraordinaire: MY GOD
[10:09] Psyra Extraordinaire: TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL
[10:09] Psyra Extraordinaire: I NEEDED THAT HELICOPTER TO SAVE HIM
[10:09] Psyra Extraordinaire: AND NOW HE’S GOING TO DIE
[10:09] Psyra Extraordinaire: IT’S ALL YOURE FAULT
[10:09] Flea Bussy: lol
[10:09] You: LOL
[10:09] Psyra Extraordinaire: … wait, where were we? I got distracted.

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[0:41] You: seth write me squishy love poems
[0:41] Seth Thirroul grins devilishly
[0:42] Seth Thirroul: roses are red, violets are magenta, nimils bewbs are a war crime… placenta! placenta! placenta!

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[7:10] Psyra Extraordinaire: *pounces Nims and hugs till EVERY SINGLE BONE is ground into a fine powder* ^^
[7:10] Psyra Extraordinaire: I make torture CUTE!
[7:10] You: X_X
[7:10] You: indeed.. can someone pick up my liver?
[7:10] Seth Thirroul: It’s equal parts endearing and traumatic!
[7:11] Psyra Extraordinaire: It kinda takes away from the evil, being cute and all.
[7:11] Psyra Extraordinaire: I’ll grind yer bones to make my…. OOOO! NEKO! *prance prance prance*

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[16:29] Constantine Riel: oh yah nim i haff teh kids when im only 18 and didnt secks
[16:29] You: lol
[16:29] You: MAGICAL
[16:29] Constantine Riel: ITS JESUS BABIES!!
[16:29] You: BUT THEY ARE VAMPIRES
[16:30] Constantine Riel: :O
[16:30] Constantine Riel: then the bible will have come true
[16:30] You: ZOMBIE JESUS

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[15:42] Constantine Riel: I WILL BUIDL MAH NU PC WIHT TEH SMEXEH MISPLADEDC SHIT IN TI!!

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[6:55] Psyra Extraordinaire: NimTwo was created from Nim and was designed to be the best POKEMANS ever, but …. oh, wait, wrong background.

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[6:55] Psyra Extraordinaire: I claim this twink in the name of a_stoneleer_cockatrice_01!

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[6:23] Asia Vesperia: and it seems a shame to have a body liek this – so beautiful if when I fly I look like a flying table

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[16:41] You: i am a good girl lalalala
[16:41] Peasan Kuu: :grumbles:
[16:41] Constantine Riel: psh
[16:41] Constantine Riel: whatever
[16:41] Constantine Riel: xD
[16:41] You: lol
[16:41] Constantine Riel: and im the pope >.>
[16:41] You: lol
[16:41] You: wow the pope is a vamprie
[16:41] You: *vampire
[16:41] Constantine Riel: lmao
[16:41] You: you crazy catholics
[16:41] Constantine Riel: best friggen pope evar

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[23:49] Lucas Gerard: i look like a sad viking…
[23:49] Lucas Gerard: like… the raid went all wrong
[23:50] Lucas Gerard: and now we’re coming home…
[23:50] Lucas Gerard: with like… one dude rowing this whole boat…
[23:50] You: awwww
[23:50] Lucas Gerard: so we’re kinda just spinning around in circles really…
[23:50] You: lol
[23:50] Lucas Gerard: and… that guy… he has like one eye… and his hands are too blistered up to continue…
[23:50] You: there there sad viking
[23:51] You: your wench still loves you
[23:51] Lucas Gerard: so… im gonna have to start rowing soon
[23:51] Lucas Gerard: well… not until he dies… but still
[23:51] Lucas Gerard: soon
[23:51] Lucas Gerard: and thats why i have this look

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[15:23] Gigi Berlin: is she dead?
[15:24] You: yes, your bling killed me

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[6:54] Psyra Extraordinaire: Crazed drunk flyers….
[6:54] Psyra Extraordinaire: LICENSE AND REGISTRATION
[6:55] Seth Thirroul ruffles feathers
[6:55] Seth Thirroul: is there a problem… officer? *displays mating plumage*
[6:55] You: lol
[6:55] Psyra Extraordinaire: D:
[6:55] You: are you hitting on that police… er.. bird?
[6:55] Seth Thirroul: hehe
[6:56] Psyra Extraordinaire: Bird Cops, Bird Cops, Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

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[7:44] Nimil Blackflag: seth’s ass is a portal to SEXEY LAND
[7:44] Seth Thirroul: and love!
[7:45] Nimil Blackflag: but mostly sexy land
[7:45] Nimil Blackflag: there is no love on uranus
[7:45] Seth Thirroul: oh I’m sure there is IN uranus
[7:45] Nimil Blackflag: lol
[7:45] Seth Thirroul: oh we’re terrible
[7:45] Nimil Blackflag: indeed
[7:46] Heiko Decatur: 100 lines “I must not talk about the contents of Uranus.”

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[20:05] IsaDaft Trollop: and I have to keep her stupid dog for 3 weeks
[20:06] Taco Rubio: ha !
[20:06] Taco Rubio: you’re lookign at it all wrong !
[20:06] You: lol
[20:06] Taco Rubio: TEACH IT WRONG
[20:06] Taco Rubio: teach it stay means come nd come means poo

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[10:54] Wall Jericho: i wouldnt know, i always wear my sunglasses at forcedmidnight

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[11:00] Nimil Blackflag: i’m swimming in textures *_* now i just need the inspiration to put these on something
[11:00] Constantine Riel: cow
[11:00] Constantine Riel: >.>;
[11:00] Nimil Blackflag: O_o
[11:00] Nimil Blackflag: cow?
[11:00] Constantine Riel: was thinking of something you could put it on..and that was the first thing that came to mind

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You: *hits on you*
You: is it hot in here or is it just you?
Lucas Gerard: probably me… maybe its the lava i built this skybox under…
You: are you tired? cause you been runnin though my mind all night
Lucas Gerard: i run a 4.12
Lucas Gerard: i get tired though… im not as young as i used to be
You: what size are your jeans, cause i’d love to see myself in them
Lucas Gerard: lol they fit me comfortably.. but you’re welcome to try…
You: lol
Lucas Gerard: hop in…
You: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: lol
Lucas Gerard: slightly… but thats because i hit a tree on the way down…
Lucas Gerard: im better now…
You: if i’d created the alphabet, i’d have put u and i together
Lucas Gerard: at wold maki har to typ
You: if i told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Lucas Gerard: i do have a beautiful body… but they keep trying to take it away from me… damn cops and their laws…

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[3:43] Lucas Gerard: extendo-weenie new from luNi designs
[3:43] You: LOL
[3:43] Lucas Gerard: ever wish your weenie was bigger?
[3:43] Lucas Gerard: do small children and girls laugh at you when naked?
[3:43] You: LOL
[3:43] Lucas Gerard: well worry no more…
[3:44] Lucas Gerard: with new extendo-weenie from LuNi
[3:44] Lucas Gerard: 675 possible lengths…
[3:44] Lucas Gerard: you can fuck her from the next sim over!
[3:45] Lucas Gerard: every wanted a 4 maybe 400 girls on your weenie at once?
[3:45] Lucas Gerard: with new extendo cock… its now possible!
[3:45] Lucas Gerard: imagine what your friends will say!
[3:45] Lucas Gerard: yes friends, you’re standing on my cock.
[3:46] Lucas Gerard: how big is it you ask?
[3:46] Lucas Gerard: its so big… you’re standing on mine right now!
[3:46] Lucas Gerard: order while supplies last.
[3:46] Lucas Gerard: this cock wont last forever… so buy now!
[3:47] Lucas Gerard: extendo-weenie.
[3:47] Lucas Gerard: *not available in chinese or other asian variaties

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[13:08] Lucas Gerard: what the fuck do these people do besides sail boats?

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[1:14] Mini Santa: Here’s a “ButtFuckSphere” for you, Lucas Gerard

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[23:29] Lucas Gerard: tahts right
[23:29] Lucas Gerard: this ween’s packing heat
[23:29] You: LOL
[23:29] Lucas Gerard: lol
[23:29] Lucas Gerard: no one messes with the ween

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[0:56] Lucas Gerard shits eyes
[0:56] Lucas Gerard: shits?